Feliz Cinco De Mayo

Yes, today is Cinco de Mayo. You get to drink like a Mexican, and then tomorrow when you're sober curse at one. Now, before you get too drunk to remember the three-way you had with Porky Pig and Tweety, I want you to do me a favor. Email this site -- well, a link of it of course -- to cinco amigos. And then have those cinco amigos pass it along to cinco amigos. And then those amigos will pass it on to cinco amigos, and so on and so on.

Do it in the spirit of Cinco de Mayo. And do other things like buy a $5 foot-long at Subway. Hug cinco people. And instead of giving that old lady that cut you off on Sunrise the finger, what should you do? That's right, give her cinco fingers.

Go get Mexican, and don't worry about that flu thing going around. I mean, the regular flu kills about 13K people in the US each year; this one has killed none. So contrary to the media hysteria, the only ones around tomorrow will not be Will Smith and his German Shepherd.