Monday, March 2, 2009

War on Trees

I posted about the anti-environmentalist and her kamikaze tactics in this post (which earned her a bt approved Darwin Award). I was joking, of course. But now ...

Ray A. Charles was driving a 2001 Chrysler minivan south on Mill Road in Medford when the vehicle struck a large tree at 9:09 a.m. Charles, 23, of 60 West Lane, had three passengers in his vehicle.

Charles was transported to Brookhaven Memorial Hospital Medical Center where he was pronounced dead at 10:01 a.m. One of the passengers was taken to Stony Brook University Medical Center and two were taken to Brookhaven Memorial Hospital Medical Center for treatment of various injuries.

The vehicle was impounded for a safety check and the investigation is continuing.

Detectives are asking anyone with information about the crash to call the Sixth Squad at 631-854-8652 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-220-TIPS. All calls will remain confidential.
This is a full out War on Trees! Of course, you won't hear anything from that elite conservative media. We all know they hate trees and are complicit in these attacks.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoo I got a mention!

And I think I might have to help out the cause...I hate those trees, all smug with their roots and branches...dropping shit in my yard.

Editor said...

They're traitors for hating pollution. Not to mention Socialists with their "oxygen for everyone" treachery.