April Fools.
From Newsday:
With all 294 election districts reporting, Lesko received 55 percent of the votes cast - 22,345 to 18,195, according to unofficial results from the Suffolk Board of Elections. Mazzei even lost his own Blue Point district, 108-69.
This is all good news for President Obama as the puzzle is now complete. With Lesko as Brookhaven Town Supervisor, President Obama can launch a preemptive strike on Gardiner's Island and finally build those FEMA camps he's been dreaming about since 3rd grade.
By the way, how do you lose your own district? How is that even possible?!?
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